Truths but not Truths

Truths but not Truths

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW,BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5-year-old child is too big for a stroller. 8. N’SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW,BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT: 1. Hickeys are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food, not a roommate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country’s flag is not a car decoration. 5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter. 6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies. 7. Ten people to a car are considered too many. 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 9. Mami and Papi can’t possibly be the nickname ofevery person in your family.10. Letting your children run wildly through the store isnot normal.10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW,BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT: 1. O.J. did it. 2. Tupac is dead. 3. Teeth should not be decorated. 4. Weddings should start on time. 5. Your pastor doesn’ t know everything. 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, it’s a color. 8. Church does not require expensive clothes. 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

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